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Jeremy just never thought that one day his actual job would be 'a farmer'.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd, sadly, it doesn't mean he's any good at it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom buying the wrong tractor (Lamborghini, since you ask . . .) to formation combine harvesting, getting tied-up in knots of red tape to chasing viciously athletic cows, our hero soon learns that enthusiasm alone might not be enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDiddly Squat: ‘Til The Cows Come Home\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEnthusiastic trainee farmer Jeremy Clarkson made just £144 in his first year at Diddly Squat Farm. This year he's determined to do better. Not because he now knows what he's doing. But because he's fed up of getting stick from Kaleb.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYet farming continues to be a challenge.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor instance . . .\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e· Loading a grain trailer was more demanding than flying an Apache gunship?\u003cbr\u003e· Cows were more dangerous than motor-racing?\u003cbr\u003e· It's easier to get planning permission to build a nuclear plant than to turn a barn into a restaurant?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDiddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAfter three years, Jeremy Clarkson has discovered the golden rule of farming:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ewhatever you hope will happen, won't.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEnthusiastic schemes to diversify face defeat at the hands of the Council Planning department, or derision from Kaleb. Jeremy's plans for a business empire founded on rewilding and nettle soup are doubted by Lisa. And the stifling thickets of red tape keep only one person smiling – Cheerful Charlie, who charges by the hour.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut the animals couldn’t be happier. A rented bull called Break-Heart Maestro is delighting the cows. The pigs are bringing home the bacon.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDiddly Squat: Home to Roost\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWelcome back to Clarkson’s Farm.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe spring crop failed. Farming sheep, pigs and cows was hardly more lucrative (better off breeding ostriches…)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut in the face of uncooperative weather, bureaucracy, and the world’s persistent refusal to recognise his genius, our hero’s not beaten yet. 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